Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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