Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
...so i touched it.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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