I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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