on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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