we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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