Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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