So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I am midnight drunk by noon
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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