ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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