I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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