sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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