There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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