i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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