what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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