what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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