and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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