seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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