so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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