Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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