We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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