i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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