his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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