i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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