yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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