It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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