I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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