I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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