that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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