yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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