I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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