4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I look better un-naked...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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