She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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