i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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