Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Randomize