do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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