i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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