I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You took a bar mat shot.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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