How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
whose parrot is this?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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