I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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