Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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