I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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