About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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