I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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