i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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