Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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