I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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