I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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