Walk of Shame. In a state park.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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