remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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