chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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