weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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