i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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