I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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