that's an acceptable place to lick
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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