They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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