I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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