he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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