dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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